A Big Hug For The First Person to Teach Me The Secret To Immortality.
Imara he/him pronouns. 26. bisexual. weed, crafts, feminism, politics, and hella funny posts. This is a personal blog, sometimes im horny so 16+ only
Man what a glitch that must have been it’s crazy how it’s only affected trans women how weird!! Man I tell ya technology is wild
It’s sooooo crazy, that there just “happened” to be a glitch that specifically marked trans woman as sexually explicit content for just existing. I’m fucking pissed about this if anyone couldn’t tell.
working in an office is just like being in a horse movie except the horse is a printer. im the only one in the office who can make it work and its because the printer and i have a special bond. its a wild and untamable spirit and we are going to win the big race
hazard warning signs and angels aren’t so different if you really think about it
symbolic displays directed by a higher power than themselves which demand your attention through light, color, and other arresting visual and auditory means in order to deliver a message considered to be of great importance
huge shoutout to the guy at the bar who said “i like your dress maam” and when i was like. i’m a man but thank you! he was like “oh shit i like your dress homie” i love you forever
it’s funny when my friends who aren’t on tumblr send me tumblr posts from other sites cause their either an extremely popular post that i’ve seen 20 times on my dash in the last day or like. the children’s hospital post. don’t get me wrong i still appreciate their gifts but it’s like. thank you for foraging these berries for me unfortunately i live in the bush
i know it’s an example of me taking idioms too literally, but the phrase “when you have a hammer everything looks like a nail” never fails to make me imagine something like when that lion in madagascar starts hallucinating all his friends as slabs of steak
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me when i have a hammer in my hand if i’m being fully honest
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