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ne0ndawn:

deadryn:

predstrogen:

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Man what a glitch that must have been it’s crazy how it’s only affected trans women how weird!! Man I tell ya technology is wild

It’s sooooo crazy, that there just “happened” to be a glitch that specifically marked trans woman as sexually explicit content for just existing. I’m fucking pissed about this if anyone couldn’t tell.

the-grollican:

working in an office is just like being in a horse movie except the horse is a printer. im the only one in the office who can make it work and its because the printer and i have a special bond. its a wild and untamable spirit and we are going to win the big race

manywinged:

manywinged:

manywinged:

hazard warning signs and angels aren’t so different if you really think about it

symbolic displays directed by a higher power than themselves which demand your attention through light, color, and other arresting visual and auditory means in order to deliver a message considered to be of great importance

A picture of an angel (a pair of white wings with light radiating from them) against a sky blue background, and next to it a picture of a standard yellow hazard warning sign, a triangular shape with an exclamation mark emblazoned on it, declaring "DANGER. KEEP OUT." Between them is a pair of hands shaking.ALT
The biohazard warning symbol on a bright yellow background.ALT
An angel of the ophanim order; a pair of interlocked flaming rings with blue and brown eyes across their rims.ALT

inneskeeper:

pugswithlasers:

hera-the-wizard:

gwyoi:

emoji-shitposts:

wonderful-emoji:

crescendoofstars:

shieldmaidenofsherwood:

irondoe:

swords-n-spindles:

bookshelfdreams:

red-r0ver:

🌳🌲🌳🌳🌲🌳🌳🌳🌲

Tiny forest for your dash

🐿️🦔🦉🐜🕷️

wildlife returning to your dash :)

🌳🦆🌿🌈🌅🐸🌱🌳🦋🌳

Look, there’s a small river crossing your dash!

⛰️⛰️🏔️🐏🌲🐐⛰️🌲🦅🏔️⛰️

We’re coming up on a mountain range

🌱🌾🌻☘️🌼🌱🏵🌾🌼🐦☘️🌻☘️🌾🌱🏵

Meadow!

🌅🌊🐬🐟🐠🐙🐚🌴

Slowly reaching the coast!

☁️🍃🕊️☁️🐦☁️☁️🦅🦇☁️🦋☁️🌤️

Into the sky

🌌🌙🚀☄️🌌🪐🌟💫🌌🪐🌠🛸

Made it to space!

☢️💥☄️

i killed you all.

🔥🪨🔥🪨🪨🪨🔥🪨🪨🪨🌱🪨🪨🪨🔥🪨🪨🔥🪨🪨🪨🪨🔥

and yet, life remains

🪨🪨🪨🌱🪨🪨🪨🪨🌿🪳🪨🪨🪨☘️🪨

the fire died out. we’re recovering

🌳🌲🌳🌳🌲🌳🌳🌳🌲

Tiny forest for your dash

ostropest:

carfuckerlynch:

huge shoutout to the guy at the bar who said “i like your dress maam” and when i was like. i’m a man but thank you! he was like “oh shit i like your dress homie” i love you forever

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philsmeatylegss:

Even if it was for one year in fifth grade <3

Have you ever played an instrument?

Guitar/Ukulele/Banjo

Violin/Bass

Flute/Piccolo

Clarinet/Oboe

Trumpet/Trombone/Saxophone/French Horn

Drums/Bongos

Piano/Harp/Accordion

Two or more

Something not listed

I never played an instrument

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Extra points for leaving in tags for how many years and if you still do

were–ralph:

brigwife:

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literally one of my favorite posts on this site

transmaskmetaknight:

transmaskmetaknight:

bro i didnt share my new son $1.07 with you guys hold on

yall arent ready for her . u cannot emotionally prepare for him .

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her name is $1.07 and he is the worlds least animal

he is so scared all the time

blorb0:

it’s funny when my friends who aren’t on tumblr send me tumblr posts from other sites cause their either an extremely popular post that i’ve seen 20 times on my dash in the last day or like. the children’s hospital post. don’t get me wrong i still appreciate their gifts but it’s like. thank you for foraging these berries for me unfortunately i live in the bush

manywinged:

manywinged:

i know it’s an example of me taking idioms too literally, but the phrase “when you have a hammer everything looks like a nail” never fails to make me imagine something like when that lion in madagascar starts hallucinating all his friends as slabs of steak

A closeup of Alex, the lion from the film Madagascar, staring in the direction of somewhere offscreen with a wide-eyed expression, as if frozen in shock. A hammer is edited into the image to look as if he's holding it up beside him.ALT
A generic background of rolling green grass hills against a pale blue sky, with cartoon nails with smiling faces and arms outstretched pasted across it.ALT

me when i have a hammer in my hand if i’m being fully honest